Sarah Palin breast implants

Forget about terrorism in the Middle East, the worst oil spill in US history, Tuesday's landmark primaries. Ho-hum. The big talk around the political world today hovers on the much more monumental issue of what appear to be Sarah Palin's new boobs.

These are the photos that started the speculation rolling today following a tweet from DC gossip site Wonkette -- shots of Palin months ago and a recent shot of her this past weekend at the Belmont Stakes horse race.

Wowza. Quite a difference. It's easy to jump to conclusions. But if there's one thing we know about quite well here at The Stir, it's breasts. We all have them (except for Cary), we love to write about them (also Cary), and we know how they work: Some days they are a little bigger, some days a little smaller, some days seemingly perkier if we wear the right bra or shirt. Could there be another explanation for Sarah's improved rack?

Let's jiggle around some possibilities ...

Other Explanations for Sarah Palin's Massive Chest:

1. She's wearing a good push-up bra. Just check out this example. Or this one.

2. She's pregnant. Kelly Preston's expecting at 47, so this could be Palin's attempt to find one thing, anything, to help her relate to the influential celebrity crowd. Yeah, okay, so that one's a stretch.

3. She's getting her period. Evidence: She's wearing pants. And it was a really nice weekend in New York. Palin's definitely not shy about showing off her great legs in shorts.

4. She's just wearing a more revealing shirt. When is the last time we've seen her unleash the girls in a feather weight scoop-neck T? It's either baggy workout clothes or her signature pencil skirts and blazers that could tame the biggest of the big.

5. The latest photo just isn't her. It's another stripper lookalike:

sarah palin stripper lookalike
Photo from Splash News

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What other explanations do you have for Sarah's bigger breasts? Did she or didn't she?