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Obama cracks up the crowd at the annual White House Correspondents' Dinner in DC on Saturday night and says Joe Biden told him it was a big effing meal. -- Wall Street Journal
A car bomb shakes up nerves in New York City this weekend. Investigators are treating the bomb, defused in Times Square, as an attempted terrorist attack. -- Reuters
President Obama warned that the vast oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is a potentially unprecedented disaster and pledged a relentless federal effort to clean it up. Fishing has been banned from Louisiana to Florida. -- Fox News
The CEO of BP says the company will "absolutely" pay for the Gulf oil spill. -- CNN
North Korean leader Kim Jong-il appears to have entered China likely to seek financial support (his visits are always kept under wraps). It would be his first visit there since 2004. -- Los Angeles Times