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Five days before a massive Toyota recall, a U.S. public relations executive at the automaker warned colleagues in an internal e-mail: "We need to come clean" about accelerator problems. Ooh. -- Yahoo! News
Nike airs Tiger Woods ad on the eve of the Masters. So much for him losing all of his endorsements. -- Reuters
The United States and Russia sign a nuclear arms pact. Now let's all play nice. -- New York Times
U.S. Airways seeks merger with United. Wonder how much they'll charge for pillows? -- Wall Street Journal
An opposition coalition proclaimed a new interim government in an increasingly violent Kyrgyzstan. Elections won't be held for six more months. -- Fox News