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Tiger Woods gives two 5-minute interviews for the first time since, well, you know. He hopes people clap for him when he hits the golf course. -- New York Times

Landmark health care bill heads to Obama's desk. -- CNN

An as yet identified GOP rep on the house floor calls Representative Bart Stupak a baby killer. -- Mediaite

Floods in Fargo, N.D., leave behind environmental hazards. -- USA Today

Regional elections in France send French President Nicolas Sarkozy a message: we hate you. -- Times Online

The pollution in Hong Kong reaches record levels. -- BBC

RNC chairman Michael Steele wants Nancy Pelosi fired. -- Moms Word