Ever wonder what celebs are like in person? Whether or not they're civilized and treat everyone else like human beings, what they smell like, how they decorate their homes? Every so often an ordinary mortal comes in contact with one of these etherial beings. And if we're very lucky, they spill details. Recently, novelist Peter Mountford wrote about his experiences selling furniture to celebrities while working a day job at an LA store.
I know what you're thinking. You want to find out who bought what and which star is the biggest jerk, but there are all those words! Well, never fear. I've distilled this narrative into its most important nuggets of gossip -- like who bought a $5,000 mink throw just before divorcing her TV star husband. You're welcome.