Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham is shopping for a home in L.A. The 21-year-old porn star has decided to settle down in Hollywood so she can get on a reality show, or maybe make another sex tape that gets accidentally leaked, and was photographed touring a $3.3 million mansion in Justin Bieber's neighborhood, Calabasas.

If you're wondering how Farrah, who reportedly earned around $1 million for her adult film, can afford such a place, you're not alone.

Real Housewives of New York star Sonja Morgan has been upfront about her money problems. After divorcing John Morgan (whose net worth is estimated at $100 million) in 2006, Sonja's fought to keep her Manhattan townhouse, which has been seen in varying shades of disrepair, and has lamented on the show how broke she is. Now, it would seem, Sonja's ready to let go of some assets in order to get some cold, hard cash. She told Celebuzz that she put her Telluride, Colorado home on the market for $9.15 million.

She can buy a lot of underwear with that kind of money. Take a peek inside Sonja's gorgeous mountain retreat, and raise a hot toddy to a quick sale.

Chris Brown apparently isn't good at keeping good relationships with anyone. First, things with him and Rihanna head south again. Now he's angering his neighbors, and he didn't even have to threaten them! Apparently Chris' Hollywood home is covered with graffiti. Lots of graffiti. Lots of graffiti that looks like angry monsters with massive chompers that make me worried for my well-being and I'm hundreds of miles away.

So yeah, his neighbors are mad (understandably) and they went to the police. According to TMZ, Brown was cited last week for having "unpermitted and excessive signange" outside and charged $376.32. That amount will go up if the singer doesn't pay within 30 days to $1,176.

With the amount of money he has just lying around, I don't think these fines are gonna bug him. But it's just not fair or nice for him to keep this stuff up. Yeah, it's his property -- but it's everyone's neighborhood.

She only has a few months to go before her royal baby arrives, which is why it really shouldn't come as a huge surprise that Kate Middleton hired a maid to take care of things like cleaning, cooking, and tidying up around the palace. (All the stuff the Duchess has no business concerning herself with.)

And the lucky lady who landed the job comes highly recommended, too. Forty-two-year-old Antonella Fresolone has reportedly snagged the role, and she happens to be one of Queen Elizabeth's "top three housemaids."

In case you thought that all Reese Witherspoon was doing these days was sassing back at cops, well, you'd be wrong! She's also been beefing up her real estate portfolio. Reese recently shelled out $3 million for the house next to hers. Nothing fancy. It's a 1956 ranch house on less than one acre that was formerly owned by actor Mark Harmon's mother. I'm totally picturing the interior done up in '60s style with mirrors on the wall, gold-plated bathroom fixtures, and shag rugs. Maybe a big rainbow swirl decal over the bed. Hopefully Reese will update. So what on earth does Reese want with a 3,000-square-foot ranch house?

It looks like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will be facing homelessness when the baby arrives. Oh ma gaaa! What will they do?!? Momager to the rescue! Apparently Kris Jenner has invited Kimye to move into her Calabasas home. How cozy -- Kontrolling Kris, Kim, Kanye, and baby makes four. What could possibly go wrong ...

So much. So very, very much could go wrong. Let's imagine what it would look like for Kanye to live with his mother-in-law.

Uh-oh. There may be trouble brewing in paradise, people. Get this one -- by the time their baby is born in July, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may be homeless, or possibly worse (I'll explain in bit) -- unless they get their act together fairly soon.

Remember that insane mansion they bought in Bel Air at the beginning of the year? Yeah, it's still undergoing renovations, so they can't live there. And Kim sold her pad in Beverly Hills and has to vacate by August 1. Kanye's place isn't an option either. He already packed up his stuff and moved out.

Basically, at this point, those two really have nowhere to go. But one option they're supposedly considering is so horrible, I'm even cringing at the mere thought of being in their situation.

Despite sharing a house the size of the town I grew up in, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills former cast member Adrienne Maloof felt the need to move out after she and husband Paul Nassif separated. I'm pretty sure they never crossed paths in their enormous place to begin with, but Adrienne, I suppose, needed her space, more space, and rented an 11,000-square-foot mansion in L.A.'s Mulholland Estates community for over $20K a month. A month.

But, all good things must come to an end for Adrienne. She's no longer renting the gigantic pad, but that doesn't mean it's empty. Christina Aguilera just dropped $10 million on the place and is moving in shortly.