Whoa. Come on big money ... mama needs a brand new high-tech bed. Would you believe that Sleep Number just came out with a new $8,000 bed that can stop your partner from snoring? Yes, this is a real thing, and OMG I have to have one right now. It's called the Sleep Number x12. And it rocks.
Here's how it works -- if your partner is snoring, you just push a button or use a voice command to have the bed adjust slightly - about six degrees - which may (temporarily) relieve it. How cool is that? Oh, and did I mention the bed also tracks your breathing, heart rate, and also how much you move during the night so you know whether you're really getting a good night's sleep?
Ok, so nobody really cares about all that. Let's get back to the anti-snore feature, which has me so intrigued, I'm not sure what to do with myself.