Lifestyle

15 Gifts for Moms Who Love To Swear

LifestylePublished Nov 29, 2021
By Lauren Gordon & Nicole Pomarico
swear pencilsEtsy

Just because you're officially a mom doesn't mean you've lost your edge. Even though we're sure you curb the cusses as much as possible in front of the kiddos, you can't deny how good it feels to let an f-bomb slip out every now and then, especially when you really mean it — whether the occasion is positive or negative.

Sure, it's a habit we hope our kids don't pick up from us until they're older, but until then, we're just going to have to teach them not to swear in front of their teachers (and fine, maybe their grandparents). We can't help who we are, and sometimes, that means we're going to drop a few swear bombs here and there in our daily conversations that they're inevitably going to overhear.

To celebrate your fiery spirit, we rounded up a list of swear-filled swag to put on your wishlist ... or to get some inspiration for the moms who love cuss words who are on your shopping list this year. There's no shame in being a mom who also has a bit of sass — in fact, you should definitely consider showing off that side a little more often.

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Censored Earrings
Etsy

Censored Earrings

$12.95 from EtsySHOP

Ready to take statement jewelry to a whole new level? These earrings ought to do it. They might be totally censored, but any mom who just can't hold back a bad word or two will get what they're trying to communicate. Sometimes, you just can't hold back an s-bomb or two.


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Bitchie Mug
Look Human
Starting from $13.99 from Look HumanSHOP

Of course, this isn't the kind of mug that Barbie would use until she grew up — but it's perfect for the mom in your life who loves the doll and the use of all swear words whenever possible. We have to admit that it's pretty cute, and her kids who can't read yet will never know the difference.


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Special Shit seasoning
Amazon
$13.50 from AmazonSHOP

For the mom who ends up using swear words a lot in the kitchen (or maybe the mom who reminds you of Gordon Ramsay) this spice is a perfect choice. A blend of salt, pepper, seasoned salt, chile powder, garlic, and paprika, this seasoning will taste good on just about anything.


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wine tea towel
Amazon
$8.99 from AmazonSHOP

There's no one on earth who couldn't use another tea towel, and this one is cute and funny (with a little bit of spice, of course). And at this price, it's hard not to grab as a gift for a friend — and an extra for yourself, too. We can't really resist using the word "s---faced" when we're talking about being classy ...


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secret ingredient oven mitt
Always Fits
$15.95 from Always FitsSHOP

While we're talking about cussing in the kitchen, here's another gift that's totally appropriate for that situation. Forget about that trick of using twice the amount of garlic that the recipe calls for to make the food in question super yummy. The recipient of your gift is the secret ingredient.


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Swear words coloring book
Target
$8.69 from TargetSHOP

An adult coloring book is a great way to blow off some steam — especially when it includes a few choice words along with beautiful designs. Pair this 32-page coloring book with a brand-new pack of markers or colored pencils, and this is a gift that will come in handy the next time stress hits.


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Calm Down candle
Macy's
$29.99 from Macy'sSHOP

Do you have friends on your shopping list who cusses because they're stressed out, not necessarily because they love cussing (at least, in their current situation)? This candle might need to be called into action for a little bit of zen in their lives.


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alternative swear word pencils
Etsy
$13.18 from EtsySHOP

Cussing can be a really hard habit to break, especially with little ears around, hearing (and repeating) everything you say. But these pencils might help remind your favorite swearers of a few alternative phrases they can use ... albeit none of them as good as the real thing.


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Sassy sticky notes
Always Fits
$17.95 from Always FitsSHOP

If your friend has a hard time reeling it in in the office — or works with people who have a good sense of humor — these sticky notes might help. It comes with six pads, each one with a different design. One of them even includes the f-bomb.


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fowl language mug
Always Fits
$14.99 from Always FitsSHOP

This mug technically doesn't feature any bad words, so technically the recipient could use it anywhere, even in front of the kids. It just shows off a few birds with names that would make anyone giggle, like the blue-footed booby and the tufted titmouse.


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Good moms cuss t-shirt
Walmart
$15.99 from WalmartSHOP

The shirt kind of says it all, doesn't it? Good moms do cuss. Of course, plenty of good moms don't cuss — but the words we choose to use when we're frustrated (or super excited) have no bearing on the kind of mother we are. Sometimes, a T-shirt like this is the perfect reminder of that.


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F-bomb socks
Redbubble
$16.91 from RedBubbleSHOP

For your cussing mom friend who tries to hide it a little, these socks ought to be the perfect present. They share her love of the f-bomb on an actual f-bomb — and because they're socks, they're easy to hide. Plus, they do look pretty cozy.


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mother of the year mug
Etsy
$10.99 from EtsySHOP

As moms, we all know how important our daily caffeine can be to start our day. Why not get the morning off to a great start with a mug that reminds us just how great we are? (In fewer words, one of them a pretty decent cuss?)


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cussing mug
Etsy
$24.00 from EtsySHOP

Sometimes, a mug won't work, so in mom life, having an option to take that coffee to go is a must. This mug is stainless steel, so it'll keep drinks hot or cold on the go, plus the design is cute and funny. If someone came to mind as soon as you read it, it's the perfect gift.


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swear tote bag
Society6
$24.99 from Society6SHOP

Tote bags are always a practical and thoughtful gift, because who doesn't always welcome adding one more to the collection? Not only is this one adorable, but it will also pump up the recipient of this gift whenever they need an extra boost. And did we mention that it's pretty?

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