Disney Cards Against Humanity Would Be the Night Off Every Parent Needs

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When you've sung "Let It Go" for the millionth time and even sweet Moana's face begins to turn your stomach, you know you're the parent of a Disney kid. And while the movies are unbelievably adorable and fabulous the first 100 times around, there is a point in which entertainment morphs into a descent into madness. But now, thanks to the very popular adult mad-lib game Cards Against Humanity, you can playfully take out your Disney-fueled aggressions in a hysterical and satisfying way. 

  • The company quickly posted and deleted Disney-themed question-and-answer cards on its Facebook page.

    Luckily for us, though, fans were able to nab a few screenshots before they disappeared.

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  • And if innocuous fill-ins like "My childhood was ruined when __" and "__ is how Walt Disney likes to unwind" don't put your mind in the gutter...

  • ...perhaps some of these answers will.

    "Quasimodo's private time with his bells" and "vaginal burns from Lumiere" are just a taste of the insanity that could ensue.

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    Unfortunately there are no specific details on when and if the card expansions will really happen anytime soon. 

  • If and when these cards ever turn up -- JUST TAKE ALL OUR MONEY.

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