The Best (& Weirdest) Political Swag You Can Buy Online

Beth Stebner | Oct 17, 2016 Home & Garden
The Best (& Weirdest) Political Swag You Can Buy Online

Is it just us, or is everyone else a little burnt out on the recent election coverage? In addition to the countless hours we've spent poring over nonstop coverage of the latest terrible thing Donald Trump has said, there's just this feeling of ennui, that checking our Facebook newsfeed or CNN means going even deeper down the political rabbit hole. 

But with the election mere weeks away, it's impossible to ignore the battle for the White House (as well it should be). And that all-consuming fervor has even permeated to the four corners of the Internet, in the form of strange political swag.

Gone are the days of wearing a red, white, and blue-spangled pin on your lapel -- the era of showing your political leanings with beer koozies and embroidered pillows is here. 

We've scoured the Internet for some of the strangest political swag you can buy. But no matter what swag you choose, the most important thing to do this November is vote. 


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  • Cross-Stitch Pillow

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    If you're a fan of old-timey stitching with a feminist twist, this is the throw pillow for you.

    Stitch by Stitch Throw Pillow, $55; at

  • Trump-Canceling Headphones

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    Heard enough Trump for the day? Pop these bad boys on and hear no more. These headphones are huuuuuuuge.

    Donald Trump Canceling Headphones, $14.99; at Amazon

  • Hillary Clinton Beer Koozie

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    Want to comment on Hillary's so-called frigid persona? Say it with a koozie

    Chillary Clinton Can Holder, $10; at

  • Donald Trump Pet Wig

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    Need a last-minute Halloween costume for your four-legged friend? Nothing's spookier than this.

    Donald Trump Pet Wig, $16.99; on Etsy

    More from CafeMom: 14 Dog Costumes That'll Make You Wish It Was Halloween All Year Long

  • He's With Her Mug Set

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    For political junkies who like to watch the news with a big cup of hot coffee.

    He’s With Her Mug Set, $28.95 at Fishs Eddy

  • Donald Trump Birthday Card

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    Ever wonder how The Donald would throw a birthday? This is probably pretty accurate.

    Donald Trump Funny Birthday Card, $3.99; on Etsy

  • Hillary Clinton YAAAAAAAAS Sticker

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    All day, every day.

    Hillary Clinton YAAAAAAAAS Sticker, $5.55; at Zazzle

  • Hillary Clinton Earrings

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    Stronger together. 

    Hillary Clinton Earrings, $6.99; on Etsy

  • Hillary Scrunchie

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    Never has an icon of '90s fashion been so fearlessly feminist.  

    Hillary Scrunchie, $10.99; at

  • Donald Trump Hair T-Shirt

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    The hair say it all. 

    Donald Trump Hair T-Shirt, $23.99; at Gnarly Tees

  • Donald Trump Nail Decals

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    Build a tall wall of base coat, then add these to your digits.

    Trump Nail Decals, $5.99; on Etsy

  • 'Delete Your Account' iPhone Skin

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    It was the tweet to @RealDonaldTrump that would live on, as fate would have it, on an iPhone case.

    Hillary Clinton Delete Your Account iPhone Skin, $25; at RedBubble

  • The Donald Crew Socks

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    If you want to show your Trump support from head to toe, here's your chance.

    Donald Trump Crew Socks, $12; at LivingRoyal

  • Stewart-Colbert Otterbox iPad Case

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    For Americans who wish to convey the deepest desires of their hearts.

    Stewart-Colbert Otterbox iPad Case, $79.99; on Etsy

  • Kanye West 2020 Duvet

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    It's the ticket that's somehow better -- and worse -- than 2016.

    Kanye West for President Duvet, $97.87; at RedBubble

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