Paris Hilton Drops Insane Cash Buying the World's Smallest Pomeranian (PHOTO)

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Have you heard? Paris Hilton has a new guy in her life she's calling Mr. Amazing. He's gorgeous -- and he's expensive! In fact, he may actually be more high-maintenance than she is. How is that possible? Well, I'll tell you: Paris' new love is the world's tiniest Pomeranian. And she just dropped $13,000 on the pooch.

As you can imagine, this is a match made in heaven. But could you blame Mr. Amazing for being just a wee bit nervous about his new mistress? That's why he's penned this open letter to Ms. Hilton. 

Oh, and most importantly, we have a photo of Mr. Amazing you HAVE to see!

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Dearest Mistress Paris,

Being your pet is one of the greatest privileges a wee Pompom like me could ever ask for. There is no place in the world I'd rather be than in the palm of your delicately manicured hand.

It is such a comfort to be owned by someone with hair almost as lovely as my own. Finally! Someone who truly understands the demands of caring for such precious locks.

I have but a few humble requests.

When you place me inside one of your well-appointed luxury handbags, please take care with the other objects rumbling around next to me. Your bedazzled iPhone case has sharp points. Ouch! And if a full bottle of Smartwater were to fall on top of me, I am quite certain it would be the death of me.

Please consult my celeb dog nutritionist about my proper feeding. I'm on a strict paleo diet, you see. And I want to maintain my tiny, almost-not-there frame. 

I'm sure you're totally on top of all my grooming needs -- my publicist has a list of top dog spas in Beverly Hills should you need that. And, of course, I need to see my fitness trainer every day. She's pretty much the Tracy Anderson of dogs.

Finally, I do want you to know that I have impeccable taste and you should definitely consult me on your wardrobe choices, starting now. Let's not have any more accidentally-on-purpose wardrobe malfunctions. Yes? Now that you're toting me around, you're a real lady. Let's behave and dress as such.

We are going to be SUCH! wonderful friends, you and me.

Ever so many teeny, delicate air kisses,

Mr. Amazing

What do you think -- is this a pooch worthy of its name?

 

Images via Paris Hilton/Instagram

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