Gwyneth Paltrow’s Neighbors Want to Divorce Her Too

Gwyneth PaltrowGwyneth Paltrow may have single-handedly beautified the concept of divorce conscious uncoupling -- but apparently she's still a terrible neighbor. That, at least, according to her neighbors. RadarOnline reports that Gwyn and her soon-to-be-ex Chris Martin were not exactly popular in the Los Angeles neighborhood where they had a home.


Neighbors say the first thing the couple did was erect a very large black fence as well as four rows of fir trees around their home -- no doubt to keep out prying eyes. But it also went against the neighborhood's zoning laws. But given that the metropolis has bigger criminals to fry -- there's been no punishment meted out to the celeb couple so far. And supposedly neighbors are livid.

This isn't their only gripe. They say their home looks like a "building site," and that it was the scene of constant construction. What is up with celebrities and their endless construction? You get the feeling these people just can't commit to anything, whether it's a home or a marriage? Says one irritated neighbor:

There was always work being done at the house. I only got annoyed when the workmen would illegally park in my driveway and they hadn’t even spoken to me about it.

Neighbors also reveal who their favorite is -- and go ahead, guess. If you guessed Gwyneth, you'd not only be wrong, you'd be totally weird. Of course it was Chris! Says a neighbor:

We used to see Chris walking the dogs. He was a really nice guy. He was the one with the talent; she was the one just writing cookbooks. To some people, their issues might get on people’s nerves, but I personally didn’t care. I didn’t have much time for her, but I liked him.

Sooo I guess she's not buying a copy of It's All Good anytime soon.

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And lest you think it's only Vanity Fair that Gwyneth can put the fear of God into, listen to what this neighbor had to (not) say:

I don’t want anything bad to happen to me, so I can't say anything. Last time I did, then it was difficult, so now I don’t want any problems.

OMG! She doesn't want to say anything bad about Gwyneth lest the GOOPia come after her. Sounds like these neighbors wish Gwynnie would consciously abscond from their nabe.

Does it surprise you to hear they are bad neighbors?


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