I don't know about you, but I've always thought Halloween was supposed to be more spooky scary than scary scary. You know, hauntings as opposed to homicide. But Johnny Mullins of Oklahoma has a different take on the holiday, apparently, as he decorated the outside of his home to look like a particularly brutal scene from Breaking Bad: In his driveway is one fake (but not fake-looking) bloody body crushed under a truck with its head appearing to be smashed by a tire; another fake body's head seems to be stuck in the garage door.
Why exactly did Mullins choose gore and violence over gourds and vampires? Dude says he was "just trying to scare people, that's what I like to do." Um, yeah. Much like the horror-loving homeowners featured in this here slideshow of halloween decorations gone horribly wrong.
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Yeah, thanks for the pep talk -- but I'm gonna go right ahead and fear THIS reaper. What exactly is he planning to do to that dead bride chick?? If only she could run.