Got a Super Bowl party to go to this weekend? Cheering for the ra-ra home team, are ya? Chances are, whatever football get-together you'll attend on Sunday, you'll encounter those who are really into the game, those who are really into the food, those who are really into talking about the food, but not eating it, and three other types of individuals you can't help but mingle with come Super Bowl Sunday.
The Commercial "Expert" is a guest neither to be indulged nor ignored, but simply observed. He or she is only there for the hilarious ads and will comment on the cost of the ad space and will willfully give their opinion after each commercial no matter if anyone's listening or not. They'll also become flabbergasted when someone decides to pee during the commercials because, to them, it's the most important event of the night. Watch out for high pitched squees during halftime.