You forgot one. :) in my case, I'll be the mom-who-doesn't-want-to-be-there-but-will-go-to-the-in laws-so-I-can-drive-my-drunk-ass-husband-home-and-since-I'm-sober-I'll-also-end-up-babysitting-everyone-else's-kid. Happens every year and I hate it. I hate drunk people and the thousand snot-nosed kids that somehow or another get out in my care (usually its because they're playing with my kids and the mom or dad will run up real quick and say, "oh, can you keep an eye on them for a sec? I've got to run to the bathroom". And then they never come back. And next time I see them they're passed out on the couch. And I can't let their kid drown (the house is on the lake). Maybe I'll come down with the flu before Sunday.