First comes love, then comes the baby, and forget marriage (at least until she's divorced) -- Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just bought an $11 million Bel Air mansion where they'll start their new lives together as parents.
Oh c'mon, you didn't really expect Kimye to raise their first born in anything less than the palace he or she rightfully deserves, did you? (As if!)
And I'm really not exaggerating by calling their new pad a palace, because that's about what it sounds like.
According to TMZ, Kim and Kanye actually purchased the 10,000-square-foot home a few weeks ago, and now they're in the process of gutting it and putting up a 14,000-square-foot house in its place. (14,000 square feet? Excuse me.)
The home is located in a gated community, and when the renovations are complete, it will be an Italian-style villa where Kim, Kanye, and their mini-me will reside in the lap of luxury.
In addition to the monstrous size of the place, did I mention it will also have a movie theater, gym, indoor-outdoor pool (nice), bowling alley, basketball court, and (wait for it) its very own hair and makeup salon? (I wanna live there. For reals.)
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Geez. Once they finally move into the house, will they ever have any reason to leave? There will obviously be no shortage of recreation or entertainment options -- and can you even imagine living in a house that has its own salon? (That would be amazeballs.)
Still, life as a new parent can be a bit isolating, so there's a chance that having all that space to roam around in might get a little bit lonely for Kim and Kanye after their little one makes his or her arrival. But then again, they'll have the ultimate playground to host visits from family and friends, so maybe shacking up in a mansion won't be half bad.
Do you think Kim and Kanye will be happy in their new digs?
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