5 Tacky & Terrible Christmas Ornaments That Should Grace No Tree (PHOTOS)

poop and pee ornamentThere was a time when my visions of a Christmas tree were perfectly color-coordinated with matching ornaments, loads of flowing ribbons, and nary a light out of place. I may have even once hyperventilated when some out-of-town in-laws came with their loads of gifts wrapped in bright and boisterous paper that clashed with the picture-perfect ones under MY tree.

Time and kids came, and I loosened up A LOT. Now my tree is one big explosion of kids' crafts, random ornaments they've begged me to buy, and whatever else they choose to throw up there.

Still, there's a limit as to how low I will go when it comes to what goes on my tree. And apparently some in the ornament-making business will go pretty low because there are some doozies out there. Here five truly terrible and tacky ornaments that should grace no tree.

What is the tackiest Christmas tree ornament you've seen?


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Momme... MommeeTo4

My dad would have loved the farting reindeer. God rest his soul.

kissa... kissandtell

Wow that poop ornament makes me want to barf.

Doomy234 Doomy234

Lol. I dont think the farting reindeer one is so bad, all things considering.

nonmember avatar Lexi jordan

These are hilarious! Thanks for the laugh, this made my day!! That 50 shades one is just dumb but the other ones would totally be suited on a college frat house tree for a good laugh!

dixie... dixiechick2

I want the fifty shades ornament!

tnyangel tnyangel

Tacky? Yes. But to say that NO ONE ever should enjoy the silly things is just plain judgmental. Whatever Victorian decor you have on your tree, doesn't mean the rest of us can't have our tree look tacky if we want.

Rebec... Rebecca7708

Haha, Santa Penis! I swear I'm a 13 year old boy at heart.....

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