Nadya Suleman, AKA Octomom, has gone and found herself -- and her 14 kids -- a house with the money she made doing porn. You go girl! Er, wait. The Palmdale, California home, which she's renting, is costing her $2,150 a month, and she's reportedly paid for eight months up front. Apparently, it's got five bedrooms, three bathrooms, a three-car garage, and a humongous 14,000-square-foot backyard, where her children can roam freely. The yard also supposedly features a gated pool and spa with a slide and a gazebo. Sounds like a nice place to hang 15 hats. Especially since the last house they were living in -- you know, the one that foreclosed -- had only four bedrooms. With that extra room, the possibilities are endless! Hell, maybe she should have more kids!
I kid. And, obviously, I'm glad that Octomom's children have a nice place to stay. But I seriously hope Octo will take care of her home this time, and not let it go to complete hell like she did last time, replete with graffiti on the walls and training potties on the back porch.
Octo, listen. You're a mom. And being a mom is tough stuff. I understand. Hey, I can barely fathom having two kids, never mind 14! There's not a heck of a lot of time to clean up and make things look pretty around the house when you're busy with the little ones (and with porn). I get that. But, please, please, please for the sake of your children, try to keep this place, um, sanitary. It sounds like you've gone and got yourself a lovely home there -- for the love of god (and the love of your children), try to keep it that way.
Do you think Octomom will maintain this home better than her last?
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