Okay, I've got proof that the whole Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson cheating scandal is just a publicity-pumping hoax. Are you ready? Here we go: Reese Witherspoon's Ojai vacation hacienda is the cover story for the September ELLE DECOR!
What do you mean you don't follow me?!?
Okay, let's walk this conspiracy theory of mine back a little and just say ISN'T IT INTERESTING that the place Robert Pattinson decides to ride out the scandal just happens to be Reese's ranch? Which JUST HAPPENS to wind up on the cover of a major shelter magazine right now! I mean, these things don't just happen by accident, do they? Am I crazy?
That's a rhetorical question. I just think it's a remarkable coincidence. I mean, magazines plan these cover stories months in advance. It's not like some editor caught the news that RPatz was using Reese's vacation home as his own personal heartbreak hotel and thought to herself, "I smell a cover story!" And then boom, photographers and stylists booked and cover planned just like that. No way.
So here's how I see it: MAYBE Robert wanted to break up with Kristen and Liberty wanted to move back to the UK so their publicists got together and cooked up this crazy scandal. Then, one of the publicists remembers her friend mentioning Reese is looking to sell the Ojai home for this swell pad in Majorca -- but on the QT. So they say, "Robert, why not stay at Reese's for a while and we'll all hear about what a sweet, relaxing retreat it is and that'll up the value another mil or so." AND HERE WE ARE.
I just want you all to know, Hollywood PR wizards: I'm onto you. I know your game! I've figured it out. Mwa ha ha ha ha!
Or, you know, it really is just a totally random coincidence.
Reese's vacation house on the cover of ELLE DECOR -- luck or part of a larger PR strategy?
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