Okay, I've got proof that the whole Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson cheating scandal is just a publicity-pumping hoax. Are you ready? Here we go: Reese Witherspoon's Ojai vacation hacienda is the cover story for the September ELLE DECOR!
What do you mean you don't follow me?!?
Okay, let's walk this conspiracy theory of mine back a little and just say ISN'T IT INTERESTING that the place Robert Pattinson decides to ride out the scandal just happens to be Reese's ranch? Which JUST HAPPENS to wind up on the cover of a major shelter magazine right now! I mean, these things don't just happen by accident, do they? Am I crazy?
That's a rhetorical question. I just think it's a remarkable coincidence. I mean, magazines plan these cover stories months in advance. It's not like some editor caught the news that RPatz was using Reese's vacation home as his own personal heartbreak hotel and thought to herself, "I smell a cover story!" And then boom, photographers and stylists booked and cover planned just like that. No way.
So here's how I see it: MAYBE Robert wanted to break up with Kristen and Liberty wanted to move back to the UK so their publicists got together and cooked up this crazy scandal. Then, one of the publicists remembers her friend mentioning Reese is looking to sell the Ojai home for this swell pad in Majorca -- but on the QT. So they say, "Robert, why not stay at Reese's for a while and we'll all hear about what a sweet, relaxing retreat it is and that'll up the value another mil or so." AND HERE WE ARE.
I just want you all to know, Hollywood PR wizards: I'm onto you. I know your game! I've figured it out. Mwa ha ha ha ha!
Or, you know, it really is just a totally random coincidence.
Reese's vacation house on the cover of ELLE DECOR -- luck or part of a larger PR strategy?
Image via ELLE DECOR/Facebook
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If you realized how many months it takes to get one on the stands, you'd not think much about this. It was done MONTHS before that relationship blew up.
musicgirl77, I'm pretty sure she mentioned how long it takes for magazines to create stories. Good job not reading the article.
I don't think anyone would make a scandal like this all for the cover of a next magazine for a friend. I know my relationship is more important than that. I would never sabatage it for any reason.
Did you happen to think that this cover photo and story was done BEFORE this scandal came to light? Magazine covers/articles are done months in advance.
Well, here's how I see it...Snow White and the Huntsmen (man?) was a flop ( I seen it, and stayed through it due to the fact I spent $8.50). And with Roberts new movie coming out nation wide the 25th of Aug., and then to add Reeses home where supposedly Robert is hiding out, and with his appearances in all these talk shows this week...now come on people, if you look at the photo's of the supposed outings of Kristen and that guy, and other...older pics of Kristen, you would see that those pics of those outings were photoshopped (very obvious). With all these things, plus the fact that Kristen and Rob never admitted totally they were even dating...then Kristen comes out with this big public apology, which if you see her mannerisms on other public outings, goes completely against her "private" demeanor...same with Rob...so with all these issues, it is soooo obvious that all this was for publicy, to make more money for the movies coming out...I mean on Robs monday night appearance on a talk show, he said he needed to hire a new publicist...what does that tell ya?
the rumors and speculations get sillier every day...please, someone, do something flagrantly stupid so the spot light will get off of these kids for a while...