Pumpkin carving has been thought of as solely a kid-friendly activity for far too long. Why does it always have to be about triangular eyes or ridiculously difficult store-bought patterns? I'm sure the pumpkins would appreciate being made into something with a little adult-humor.

Well because I know there's a silly, immature teenager in all of us, here are some rated R gourds for your adult Halloween pleasure.

(Warning: Photos may be offensive to some.)