Kelly Bensimon's $12 Million Home Is Super Dirty Real Estate Porn (PHOTOS)

Think what you want of former Real Housewives of New York star Kelly Bensimon, but the woman has good taste. Remember when we took you through a tour of her to-die-for New York City pad? Well, feast your eyes upon her 5,800-square-foot Hamptons mansion, which incidentally, could be yours ... if you happen to have an extra $12 million lying around.
Yes, Kelly is up and moving out of her East Hampton estate. Why? Who knows. Doubt it has anything to do with her getting fired from RHONY as A) she owned the house before she was on the show, and B) Housewives don't make that kind of money. But who cares? Thanks to Kelly's decision to put her home on the market, we get to soak up some hot, steamy, unadulterated real estate porn ... Mmmm ... I hope you're alone.
Here are the facts: The house has five bedrooms, a heated pool, a pond, a brand new stainless steel kitchen, and is set on 1.2 acres. Alright, enough with the talking. Let's get down to action:

Oh yeah, look at that pool ... and that yard ... give it to me.

My, my, Kelly, your living room is so ... big.

That kitchen. Okay, I see what you're trying to do, but you may want to make a few minor decorating changes here. Overall, though? Hot.

Your bedroom -- it's is so airy and spacious. You know just how I like it, Kelly.
All of the photos of Kelly's house are hot, but I'll stop here. I don't want to get to get you too excited. I will say, though, for as much as I love this place -- seriously love -- does $12 million seem a little steep? I mean, I don't know, I'm not a real estate agent, but 12 for five bedrooms seems kinda high to me.
Knock it down to $10 million and we'll talk, Kelly. It'll take a lot to get me out of my one-bedroom Brooklyn walk-up, but for the right price, you just might have yourself a deal.
How amazing is this house? Is $12 million too high?
Images via Elliman.com
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michele
Stacey.
You're paying for the location in this case, not the house (although it still looks pretty huge).
jalaz77
kisses5050
beautiful home and decorated like a twelve year old did it
mommakissy
thtcoffeeismine
This article is sooo funny. But I know what the author meant by real estate porn...i drool over pictures of houses in our part of town that I would just die to own!!!
Neimie
THIS is what Kelly is up to... this info re Kelly was on SH days ago! SH is my favorite HWs site; so, don't get me wrong, I like this site, too... but for HWs, SH is the site if you want HWs info!
http://stoopidhousewives.com/2012/01/22/kelly-bensimon-real-housewives-of-new-york-kelly-is-starting-a-new-family-and-moving-to-a-farm-with-ex-fiance-nick-stefanov/
susan
Clariza.S
Allan Wright