Dad- and mom-to-be Jay-Z and BeyonceYou think I exaggerate when I say Beyonce and Jay-Z's baby-nursery-to-be could house a few families of four; sadly, I do not. Indeed, the superstar couple is understandably excited for the arrival of their first child and, therefore, have mega-nursery plans in the works for Baby Beyon-Z, who is due in February. We all know these famous first-time parents rake in oodles of dough. However, you are not going to believe how big a nursery they are planning in their Tribeca apartment in New York City.
Paging Beyonce and Jay-Z -- you do know that babies are only like a foot and a half long when they're born, right? I mean, there are meatball sandwiches in NYC that are bigger than an infant. Seriously ...
Read on to get the down-low on Beyonce's big ol' baby room blueprint.
Currently, my family of four lives very comfortably in a 1,300 square foot home. We're doing a little minor remodeling and moving around within that square footage right now, but soon everyone will have their own room, we'll have two bathrooms, a plenty-big kitchen, a small laundry room, a combo dining/family room shared space, and even a decent little office space. Perfect, right?
Well, apparently our entire house isn't even remotely big enough for a single Beyonce/Jay-Z offspring, as, according to Us Weekly, they're planning a nursery that is 2,200 square feet!!! WTF does this kid need -- a California king-size crib, an indoor play space with a jungle gym, a walk-in closet or two, its own bath with a jacuzzi infant tub, a napping room, a guest room for playdates who get sleepy, AND a teeny tiny recording studio to capture baby's first words? And then will the live-in nanny have her own wing? I cannot even begin to understand what one eensy-weensy but super-rich baby could possibly do with all this space. No idea at all.
WATCH the mega-nursery story on Us Weekly (skip to around 2:14):
Is 2,200 square feet completely insane for a baby's room?
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No it's not crazy. If I had the money I would do the same thing, you want to give your children the best.
It's their money and they can surely afford to do what ever they want to. And YES they do work hard for their money. You guys try to do what she does and I bet your won't make a DIME!! Stop hating! No one says anything about stupid women that spend thousands of dollars on purses and shoes and can't even afford to pay their own bills.
If i had the money for a 2200 sq ft nursery, I would donate most of that money to children in need.
Why is it that celebs always cry for their fans to donate to such and such charity while they waste their own money on self indulgent garbage?
I think its ridiculous, but if that is what they want to do with their money, more power to them
I guess an indoor playground would be a good idea with that kind of room
Someone mentioned "who cares" obviously the media and fans do. That baby's nursery is bigger than my house. LOL I will admit I would like to see what something like that would look like. I often think if I had more money the things I would do for my family. I'm not a fan of neither nor am I a hater. If I had their money I don't know what I would do. If they're supporting charities and still take care of their own, good for them. We can't take none of this stuff with us when we leave so we might as well enjoy it now . Just help someone along the way.