3 Funny Mother's Day Poems to Make You LOL

mother's day cardsAre you one of those people who cringe at the thought of writing sappy things in your Mother's Day card? Rest assured, you're not alone. This year try honoring Mom with a sweet and funny poem. She'll know you still love and appreciate her even without the cheesy sentiment; plus, she'll be grateful for a good laugh.

Here are some of our favorites:

For the Mom Who Does Everything (from Squidoo)

Mom, I know you do the dishes

And I know you cook the food

I know you scrub down all the floors

Even when you're in a bad mood.

 

And every night you walk the dog

While I'm watching all my shows

On Thursday's you take out the trash

And every spring you wash the windows.

 

Mom, I know you're sad I'll go someday

And leave you all alone

But right now I'm only 35

So what other place could I call home?


For the Mom Who Has Everything (from Yahoo)

Mum, I know I owe you the world

And you deserve no less

But circumstances have unfurled;

I'm in a financial mess.

 

For Your Mother's Day party

I write for you this ditty.

My poetry skills are hearty

And cheap, but oh so witty!

 

Things My Mother Taught Me (from Splitcoaststampers)

My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD..."If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"

My Mother taught me ESP..."Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE..."What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me HUMOR..."When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT..."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.

My mother taught me ABOUT SEX..."How do you think you got here?"

My mother taught me about GENETICS..."You are just like your father!"

My mother taught me about my ROOTS..."Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE..."When you get to be my age, you will understand."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION..."Just wait until your father gets home."

My mother taught me about RECEIVING..."You are going to get it when we get home."

And, my all-time favorite - JUSTICE..."One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU -- then you'll see what it's like."

 

Happy Mother's Day!

 

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Hummi... HummingbirdRose

Ha Ha.. Very cute and brings back memories. :-)

nonmember avatar Jay

I also wrote a funny yet sweet poem for Mother's Day as well. Feel free to check it out at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcyh-ZDt0R0

:)

Happy Mother's Day!

bether89 bether89

I especially like ..."One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU -- then you'll see what it's like."  That is so funny.

nonmember avatar Pipsqueak

Ho ho ho these poems are crazy, cute, funny, hilarious, breath taking etc i love them

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