Forget Bieber Fever, Royal Wedding Fever is sweeping the globe! Prince William and Kate Middleton are getting married on April 29, 2011 -- that's a mere 38 days away! Gah, it's so soon! How are you preparing? What are you doing?
I know what I'm doing -- scouring the web for the strangest, oddest, craziest Royal Wedding souvenirs I can find. (Possibly stocking up, too.) And boy, did Google not disappoint.
The most bonkers find of all? A commemorative Royal Wedding refrigerator. No need to read that again. There is a ROYAL FRIDGE! Because who wouldn't want William and Kate, locked in embrace, judging you while you go for that second ice pop?
Check out other crazy souvenirs after the jump.
Good morning! Sip your coffee out of William and Kate's torsos. Look at those forced smiles and how happy they seem. It's impossible to have a bad day when waking up to that.
Prince William and Kate Middleton Engagement Coffee Mug (Amazon.com, $15.99)
Or maybe you just want to curl up with a good book -- and let them hold your place when you're done. If so, this is the souvenir for you.
Prince William and Kate Middleton Bookmark (Amazon.com, $2.50)
Perhaps a Christmas ornament is your thing. Why not get an early start on the holiday season with this commemorative tree decoration.
Prince William and Kate Middleton Engagement Day Christmas Ornament (eCrater.com, $3.25)
And if you're feeling naughty, you can always get down with the Crown Jewels condoms. Kinky.
Crown Jewels Condoms, William and Kate Edition (CrownJewelsCondoms.com, about $8.50)
But if that's not your thing and you just want to honor (or honour) them the way a proper Brit should, these tea bags are for you.
Prince William & KaTea Royaltea Royalty Tea Bags (HomesandHolidayGifts.com, $14.99)
See, there's something for everybody!
What do you think the craziest Royal Wedding souvenir is?
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