There are so many reasons to adore our boy Robert Pattinson. He's mysterious, he's sexy, he's got that cool British accent. And he's a hoarder. According to the latest news, he could appear on Hoarders or, now we learn, Storage Wars since he has storage units all over the globe.
Awwww, he has a hard time parting with his stuff. He's just sentimental that way, ladies. How cute is that?
We knew he was lonely and adopted a puppy, which put him higher on the Hunk-O-Meter (if that was possible), and now he admits to being attached to his stuff. Claims he ditches furniture, but keeps books and clothes. He just can't seem to get rid of it, even though it's sitting there for years, not being used.
Do they carry some sort of memory for him? I bet every date with Kristen he wore a different shirt, and they are all there. Or could there be some Hogwarts garb? Some Triwizard t-shirts to remind him of his first big role? I am sure he's sparing us all with details of the love notes from Kristen he's stashed away. Methinks there may be more than a few heart-warming mementos in those storage units, too.
I can't blame him for holding on to things, but I was surprised. Just didn't seem like the hoarding type. I would've thought he was more of a "one suitcase" kinda guy, who could fit everything he owns in a duffel with room to spare. But this revelation puts my R Patz in such a different light. I'm wondering what other secret he's keeping? Maybe he loves to decoupage? Or he's a closet calligrapher? A crafty, hoarding Robert Pattinson may just be too cute to handle.
Are you a hoarder?
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