Your Dog Looks Like a Wuss. Stop Dressing Him.

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This dog isn't happy, he's horrified!
Paris Hilton's little Tinkerbell has been very busy modeling for Paris' puppy couture line. The line includes a slinky snakeskin number and some very chic pink (of course) sweaters perfectly suited for mini-dogs. There are even neckties for the menfolk.

Doggie couture is a hot business, with pet owners spending $41 billion a year on their own Tinkerbells.

In the cold, I can see small dogs needing an extra layer to stay warm -- even my 60-pound dog comes in shivering some days. I could maybe, maybe see putting a coat on her if we lived in northern climes, with lots of snow.

But holy crikey, everyone is dressing their dogs up these days.

Martha Stewart recently did a show on winter gear for dogs -- including her Chow. Her. Chow. You know, the big fluffy dogs bred to withstand cold?

Why in the world are we so intent on babying our dogs with winter clothes?


I found some truly ... cute ...? No, that's not really the right word. Look, I love my dogs and spoil them with toys and playtime, but dressing them in these? No effing way.

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Burberry for your dog? The coat isn't what bothers me though. It's the hat. If you can get your dog to wear that for more than 2 seconds, I'll crown you the dog whisperer.


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Because your dog needs a puffy bomber jacket that looks like an inflated trash bag. Hey, Ke$ha's doing it, why not your dog?


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Know what this is? A faux fur swing coat, lined in satin. Satin. You know what will be awesome? When your dog cops a squat and pees all over that $75 coat.


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Do you see what that is there? That is a bunny tail. On a sweater for your dog, who, by the way, already has a tail.


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Finally we have -- yes, yes, it's true ... ugly holiday sweaters for your dogs. Doesn't that lab look just thrilled to be wearing that? He's looking a little hot to me. Know why?

Dogs don't need clothes.

Dogs are not people -- they have this funny little thing called fur to keep them warm.

Some snow boots and a pop-pom hat, now that's what I'm talking about.


Do you dress up your dogs? Why or why not?


Images via Emery Way/Flickr, Big Dog Boutique, Bow Wows Best, Funny Fur

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