Are you gearing up for a fright night Halloween party at your place? Or maybe you and your family just like to scare the bejesus out of each other around the very special spooky holiday.
Check out these super-scary decorations (I mean scary!) that are sure to frighten up your home. Better have the coffins ready because if your guests are scaredy cats like me -- this stuff will give them a straight heart attack.
String your cobwebs, turn on that creepy moaning music, and get ready to SCREEEEEAM!
8 Super-Scary Halloween Decorations for Your Home
Here's a nice creepy touch for your front porch. These evil-looking dudes always scare me.
Scary Gargoyle, 15" Tall ($49.99) at Amazon
Hang this outside, put your hair up in a bun, and then sit in your front window in a rocker and rock. Yell "Norman!" in a cranky old lady voice every so often. You think you'll get any trick or treaters?
Bates Motel Sign ($31.97) at Halloween Costumes Collection
Marionettes scare me when they're nice looking. This dude looks like that freaky guy who tore apart the plane engine in the Twilight Zone movie. Eeesh!
Scaryonettes Little Creeper Marionette ($59.99) at Halloween31.com
Fun for a Halloween party or to freak the hell out of your husband. Total mean trick, but sometimes he deserves it.
Blood Bath Mat ($17.99) at Perpetual Kid
More good fun for a scarefest party -- or you know, to make your husband cry.
Blood Bath Shower Curtain ($13.99) at ThinkAwesome.com
Now this doesn't even look real. But maybe with a battery-operated candle in the tub behind it? Eeek!
Psycho Shower Curtain ($18.99) at CostumeManiacs.com
Ohhhh, hell no. If I looked in the mirror at a party and saw this, I'd fall dead from fright right there.
Jason Mirror Decals ($5.40) at HalloweenCostumes4u.com
Anyone who's seen or read Stephen King's It will lose their sh*t if they happen upon this freaky dude.
Bozo the Clown Doll on eBay
What do you think? Would this stuff scare you? Or am I just a big wimp?
Top image via darkpatator/Flickr