That Pumpkin's Doing What? Avert Your Eyes!

Home & Garden 14

pumpkinsPumpkin carving has been thought of as solely a kid-friendly activity for far too long. Why does it always have to be about triangular eyes or ridiculously difficult store-bought patterns? I'm sure the pumpkins would appreciate being made into something with a little adult-humor.

Well because I know there's a silly, immature teenager in all of us, here are some rated R gourds for your adult Halloween pleasure.

(Warning: Photos may be offensive to some.)

 

 

sexy witch jack-o-lantern
Ooo la la! Girls have a tendency to make any and every profession slutty in costume-form so why stop there?

pumpkin mooning

There seems to be a full moon out tonight.

carnivore pumpkin

Cannibalism at its finest. Oh wait, or would that be vegetarianism?

flashing pumpkin

OH MY GOD!! WE HAVE A FLASHER!

Hilarious! Though, if you're wanting to replicate any of these, I'd recommend keeping them strictly indoors if I were you, and only during your adults-only Halloween party. Not sure how welcoming a flasher pumpkin would be to trick-or-treaters.

Would you ever have the (pumpkin) guts to make one of these creations? Have you ever made an R-rated jack o'lantern?

 

Images via ThedCam.com, spablab/Flickr


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