Lifestyle

That Pumpkin's Doing What?!

LifestylePublished Sep 15, 2011
By CafeMom Contributor
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Avert Your Eyes!
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Avert Your Eyes!

Pumpkin carving has been thought of as solely a kid-friendly activity for far too long. Why does it always have to be about triangular eyes or ridiculously difficult store-bought patterns? I'm sure the pumpkins would appreciate being made into something with a little adult-humor.

Well because I know there's a silly, immature teenager in all of us, here are some rated R gourds for your adult Halloween pleasure.

(Warning: Photos may be offensive to some.)

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Sexy Witch
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Sexy Witch

Ooo la la! Girls have a tendency to make any and every profession slutty in costume-form so why stop there?

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Boooooty-ful!
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Boooooty-ful!

There seems to be a full moon out tonight.

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Tastes like Halloween
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Tastes like Halloween

Cannibalism at its finest. Oh wait, or would that be vegetarianism?

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We have a flasher!
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We have a flasher!

Hilarious! Though, if you're wanting to replicate any of these, I'd recommend keeping them strictly indoors if I were you, and only during your adults-only Halloween party. Not sure how welcoming a flasher pumpkin would be to trick-or-treaters.

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