Crap at My Parents’ House

Brittny Drye

  crap at my parents' house
Looks like dinosaurs aren’t the only ones extinct here.
I’m talking to you, Mr. VCR.
We all know how the popular Twitter account $h*! My Dad Says has been turned into a TV show on CBS starring William Shatner (and it's actually quite funny), so I can only hope (and plead and pray) that this Tumblr blog that I stumbled upon, "Crap at My Parents' House," will be turned into a show. Not sure how it'd transfer, but it's friggin' hilarious. But until then, we can enjoy the photos and content on the website.

Here are some of my favorite submissions:

crap at my parents' house

My parents claim that this is a ceramic kiln. I KNOW that this is a time machine. Where we’re going, we don't need bowls.

crap at my parents' house
The Bindle Stick Diet. Before and after.

crap at my parents' house

After the cancellation of Sharon, Lois, and Bram's Elephant Show, Doug couldn't find work and became addicted to cough syrup.

Hilarious! I think I have found a new favorite procrastination website.

My parents have all sorts of crap around their house (no offense, Mom). My dad likes anything that he would consider antique (and his version of antique is much different than the rest of ours), and my mom thinks those animal trinkets are cute and anything that remotely resembles a Monet is art. 

The goal of the website is to pay homage to all of that weird crap that everyone's parents seemingly have in their homes, and anyone can make a submission.

Gosh, I can't wait to go home for Christmas.

Do your parents have any quirky items around their home?


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