Amy Winehouse & Pete Doherty Move In: Nightmare Roommate Alert

Brittny Drye

Amy Winehouse and Pete DohertyForget worrying about any nuclear missiles coming from across the ocean. With the amount of drugs that are sure to be wafting around the home of soon-to-be roomies Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty, mixed with their own foul body odor from days of binging, some sort of deadly gas will surely form and combine with our breathing air, killing us all.

The Sun reports that Amy has invited her ol' boozing buddy Pete to move in with her while he works on some stuff in London.

I can picture it now -- pantries stuffed with cocaine where the flour should be, a room with large windows so that their cannabis can get plenty of sunlight, fridge stocked with every booze you can imagine, and couches with granny-like plastic coverings just in case they pee on themselves.

Do you remember what happened the last time these two trainwrecks got together? They got drugged out of their minds and posted videos about baby mice, probably scarring the poor creatures for life.

But the good news is if you're neighbors to her Camden home, you won't have to pay for an exterminator. I'm willing to bet the cockroaches won't even want to come near this home.

Does the thought of these two together scare you as much as it does me?


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