11 Reasons Why My Cat Is Like Your Child

Brittny Drye

catI realize that having cat doesn't consist of saving for a college tuition, spending thousands of dollars on clothes/toys/crap, or having to have the patience capacity that is worthy of sainthood.

But, without ruffling the fur, let me pinpoint some items that felines and children do have in common. (Jeanne, I know you're going to want to pee in my litter box).

1. Head Gear: Bags, papers (as seen in photo), towels, clothing ...

2. Hide-and-Seek Rocks: Scout the Cat and I will literally play this game in my apartment for thirty minutes straight.

3. Super Short Attention Span: Minus said hide-and-seek game, everything else occupies both kids and cats for a whole two minutes.

4. Bear: In our household, Bear is the stuffed animal that Scout has carried around with him since he was a kitten (even sharing his food).


5. Moodiness: Teenage angst vs. pissed off kitty ... not sure which is worst.

6. Late Night Wake Up Call: You wake up to screaming, I wake up to a furry paw batting at my face.

7. Play Dress-Up: Scout the Cat has a fondness for getting into my purses while your daughter likes wearing your shoes.

8. Kills the Sex: Whether it's coming into the room because of a bad dream, or scratching at the door, both have a tendency to be needy at the worst times.

9. Co-Sleeping: If you so choose to do this, you eventually have to wean both for your own sanity. Though, Scout and I still have our snuggle time.

10. Falls Asleep In Odd Places: My cat would fall asleep on a bed of pointed rocks if it couldn't kill him. Kids also fall asleep in, what you would think, would be the most uncomfortable places -- the toilet, really?


11. Photos: You like to show off photos of your loved one, which is exactly what I'm doing here.

In what ways is your cat similar to your child?


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