Poor Teresa Giudice. The New Jersey Housewife is broke and is now having to sell all of her pretentious items in an auction to try and combat $11 million worth of debt.
She and her husband filed for bankruptcy back in June, and, even though she had denied rumors that her home was being foreclosed, the multimillion-dollar New Jersey mansion is, indeed, undergoing foreclosure.
Here are just some of the items that she's selling: a jet boat, pool table, chandelier, poker table, gilded mirrors, a grand piano, and a suit of armor (what?!). Did she have a checklist of "stereotypical things rich people should have"?
If I'm ever rich, I'm totally buying a suit of armor. It's just too outrageous to pass up. And hey, if I win the lottery before their auction on August 22, I can buy Teresa's from her.
If you could have any of Teresa's items, which would you want?
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Comments (13)
I wouldn't want anything......I wonder if she thinks the suit of Armor came from "Arabic or India"....like the 'Crown Jewels"....LMAO!!!!!
I'll take the poker table.....oh wait....I have no place to put it.
DO ANY OF YOU KNOW "HOW MANY PEOPLE" ARE AND HAVE FACED FORECLOSURE IN THE PAST 3 YEARS? MANY OF IT DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE "BIG BANKS" LENT OUT MONEY TO PEOPLE WHO COULD NOT AFFORD THE AMOUNT OF THE LOAN. OH, THE BANKS WERE QUICKTO CALM THEIR FEARS, UNTIL THE BOTTOM FELL OUT FOR THE BANKS!! TERESA OF COURSE "OVER DOES IT" WITH DROPPING 2, 3 THOUSAND AT A CHILDREN'S STORE, BUT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE SHE WILL LEARN FROM THIS. WHAT IS THE HATE ALL ABOUT? I LIKE HER FOR HER PERSONALITY, NOT HER MATERIAL THINGS. GROW UP AND BE AN ADULT!
IF THERE IS A HOUSEWIFE AND PARTY THAT NEEDS TO GET A GRIP: UH, THAT WOULD BE DANIELLE AND HER TWO KIM FRIENDS. KIM G. WOULD HAVE BEEN OUT OF MY LIFE EITHER AT THE END OF OUR FIRST MEETING OR BY THE BEGINNING OF THE SECOND. I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR TWO FACED PEOPLE, NOR DO I SCOUT FOR FRIENDS. BYE, BYE I SAY TO THE 3 OF THEM.
personally i would worry more about danielle's children. those pretty little girls are not in a good situation.