teresa giudicePoor Teresa Giudice. The New Jersey Housewife is broke and is now having to sell all of her pretentious items in an auction to try and combat $11 million worth of debt.

She and her husband filed for bankruptcy back in June, and, even though she had denied rumors that her home was being foreclosed, the multimillion-dollar New Jersey mansion is, indeed, undergoing foreclosure.

Here are just some of the items that she's selling: a jet boat, pool table, chandelier, poker table, gilded mirrors, a grand piano, and a suit of armor (what?!). Did she have a checklist of "stereotypical things rich people should have"?

If I'm ever rich, I'm totally buying a suit of armor. It's just too outrageous to pass up. And hey, if I win the lottery before their auction on August 22, I can buy Teresa's from her.

If you could have any of Teresa's items, which would you want?

 

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