For just $1.095 million, you can be the owner of her 6,000-square-foot Tudor-style house in the upscale Horizon Heights neighborhood of New Jersey. Want it?
What will you get for that hefty price tag? Seven bedrooms, six bathrooms (one with a bidet!), practically royal-feeling double staircases, a pool with a cabana, a gym, and a tanning room. (How's the laundry room? With the in-home gym and tanning, this might be the perfect place for one of the Jersey Shore gals ... GTL forever!).
Anyway, according to Shelterpop (where you can see more photos), it sounds like the home sale is court-ordered, and Danielle must give half the earnings to the ex-husband. Half isn't bad since it sounds like all she paid for it was a pole dance.
I don't know. If you're buying, you might want to add a little money into your loan for a good sage cleansing or maybe for a priest's blessing ... or an exorcism. That place has a whole lot of bad low-budget sex tape ju-ju.
What do you think of Danielle Staub's New Jersey home?
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