I've read plenty of fun facts about what Barbie's measurements would be if she were a real woman—but nothing quite as specific and thorough as this post on Never Say Diet:
For example, if Barbie were a real woman, her feet would be a child's size THREE!
Don't worry, there's much more where that came from...
- If Barbie were a real woman, her bra size would be 39 FF and she'd have to crawl to support her top-heavy frame.
- If Barbie were a real woman, she wouldn’t have room in her arms to have all her bones.
And my favorite "if Barbie were real" fun fact:
- If Barbie were a real woman, her neck would be twice the length of a normal neck and it would only be able to hold either a trachea or an esophagus, leaving her to choose between eating and breathing.
Yikes! Good thing Barbie isn't a real woman! (Check out Never Say Diet for even more measurement info.)
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LOL...I have noticed the changes in Barbie's measurements through the years. I recently gave my daughter a Barbie that I got in 1990 to play with along with her recently purchased Barbies. The newer barbies have much smaller breasts, wider waists & hips. The reason I know this is bc we tried to put my daughter's new barbie clothes on the old Barbie & she can't wear them!!! Also...the breast size is OBVIOUSLY smaller now. This makes me wonder what her measurements would have been like back in 1990 if this is what they are now with the modifications. No matter....my daughter loves Barbies as much as I did as a little girl. I think the appeal of a pretty doll that they can dress up, etc. is just fun. I certainly never thought I could or would look like a Barbie doll any more than I thought I could look like Strawberry Shortcake or a Cabbage Patch doll. LOL!
I just loved playing with them. In an age where a healthy body image seems to be unatainable for girls and women, I am not surprised that Barbie is once again brought into this hot topic discussion but she's a pretty little doll and reality is, it's what we all teach our girls that helps feed their body image. I recently attended a Liz Curtis Higgs event at our church, Liz discussed that while we tell our daughter that they are beautiful, etc., it's what they see & hear us say about ourselves that impacts them the most. This is so true...and I will never again say in front of my daughter...I am fat or I hate my hair.....ok, a little off track here but I did find these Barbie to real life woman facts very amusing!
No, but these are sure laughable!!!
I think what you have to realize is that if she was totally in proportion, you would barely be able to see her eyes, she would be difficult to dress, and her hair would be scraggly. Why do articles like this only choose Barbie? Maybe it's because she has been around for 50 years, but have you not seen other dolls such as Brats? They are so out of proportion that I can't even look at them! What about all the Disney princesses? Not only the dolls, but their cartoon sizes are unrealistic.
These manufacturers are simply making something that is appealing to children so they can play pretend. Some proportions, like the thin arms, are created to ease the ability of dressing the doll. They are encouraging the imaginations of the children who play with them. Stop looking at only the negative!
Is this based on the old barbie sizes? The new ones look to be a b-c cup to me. lol. And they have wider hips than I do now.
ROFL I love the part about having to choose between eating and breathing LOL
I like the part about having to crawl around to support her boobs!
Eh, dolls are just for pretend. I never once thought I needed to look like Barbie growing up, so I don't think there is much harm in little girls playing dress up with a Barbie. There are so many things to get up in arms about, Barbie is not one of them.