Photo by TraceyHowlett
Sleep walking is a serious condition and nothing to laugh at, but I couldn't stop chuckling at the way CafeMoms told these sleepwalking stories in the Newcomer's Club:
- When I was 9 months pregnant I woke up and went looking for my sleep-walking husband. He was asleep in his birthday suit in our unborn baby's crib. The sides were up he was in the fetal position and he looked as cozy as it gets until I started yelling, "What the hell are you doing in the crib!?" He woke up looked at me like I had ten heads and said, " I don't know."
- One time my mom found me trying to clean ... but really I just kept hitting the wall with a bowl of M&Ms.
- I woke up one night because our family dog was barking. I walked into the kitchen to see what the deal was, and my little brother was peeing in the dog's food dish. Then he turned around, walked right by me and went back to bed.
- Our third daughter was 10. We heard her come downstairs and go into the bathroom, and figured she woke up and had to go. A few minutes later she came out with a washcloth. She folded it carefully, set it on the floor in front of the kitchen stove, patted it a couple of times, and went back up to bed.
- I was six months pregnant and asleep, when suddenly there's a fist in my face. My husband accidentally punched me in the nose. Bleeding, I jumped out of bed, yelling for him to get something to stop it. He jumped up, confused. He asked me, "Are you bleeding?" and I said yes. He said, "Okay, goodnight," and went back to sleep.
- I used to sleep in T-shirts that went to just above me knees until one night I walked all the way out of the house and woke up realizing that I was standing outside with my girl bits threatening to burst out. Thank goodness is was dark.
Do you sleepwalk or do or say odd things in your sleep?
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My husband started kicking me in his sleep the other day. I shouted HEY! and he mumbled "oh, sorry" and went back to sleep. He had no idea it happened when he woke up in the morning. Sometimes he feels me up in his sleep too, makes me crazy!
I was really young and I was having nightmares of an old lady that lived across the street that passed. Then I saw my brother half sleep walking half running to put the air conditioner on. The whole time he never remembered a thing while passing thru with the lady across the street. LOL.
When I was a child I was sleep walking and my mom asked me where I was going and I told her I was going to feed the ducks. I grew out of sleep walking but occasionally talk in my sleep (according to my husband) and I did punch him once in my sleep.
I have a few ones.
One night, while I was sleeping. And I have a bunk bed and I sleep on the top. I was awoken by my dad but I wasn't awoken in my bed, I was awoken on the floor. And I don't remember any of this. He said that I was shouting giberish, and while I was on the floor, he said that I said. "Kristen is shooting at me." Kristen is my older sister and she has been in college for about 2 years. She wasn't even home. And then my dad said. "Kristen isn't here." And i was like "oh." And at the point, i was fully awake and I was really scared.
Another one. Same place and only about 4 months later. This time, I suposivlly said "Dad stop, stop stop stop stop stop. Really fast. And yet again, I jumped out of my bed. But this time when my Dad came into my room, I was awake on the floor and I wasn't talking in my sleep.
And the most recent one which I don't think I was sleep walking because I remember it all. It was about 2 months ago, I was in a hotel and I had to share a room with my brother. We were there for about 6 days and we switched beds that night. All i remember is trying to get into my brothers bed (which was my bed for the other 5 days) and he was like. "What are you doing?" and i said. "Why are you in my bed?" And he said. "That's your bed over there." while pointing it. and then i said. "Oh" and went right back to bed.