Sheyla Hershey

Courtesy of SheylaHershey.net

The biggest boobs on earth do not belong to Dolly Parton or Pamela Anderson. They may not even belong to, oh say, the bull African elephant, anymore.

After eight surgeries and a full gallon of silicone, a petite model and actress, Sheyla Hershey, now has the biggest breasts ever recorded.

She is busting out at a size 38 kkk.

And to think I felt like a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader (minus the clear skin and great body) when I finally hit 34C during pregnancy.

Back to the boobs at hand--or maybe it would take three or four hands: Texas wouldn't allow Hershey to go any bigger than 34FFF. That's because the state has limits on the amount of silicone that can be injected into breast implants.

So she chose to ignore silly little technicalities like major, life-threatening health warnings. Hershey got her new titties in Brazil.

Who is this woman? I don't know because at 7 a.m. this morning--I'm not kidding--her website was down, surely from way too much traffic. Actually, I did some geeky tech things and got on after five tries. Sheyla is 28 and lives in Houston. She was born in Brazil, where she currently has her own record label. Her site says: "Her career is just taking off and about to soar to heights of majestic proportions."

In the private CafeMom group, Moms UNCENSORED, missamanda86 called these boobs Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down.

What do you think about super huge mega boobs? The slightest bit sexy or just plain silly?