9 Women Confess Their Weird (& Slightly Inappropriate) Shower Habits

Maressa Brown | Jun 19, 2017 Healthy Living
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It seems like every woman -- moms especially -- wants to feel as though the shower is her sanctuary. It's the place where a gal can put her life on hold for even a few minutes and take care of herself, work up a good lather while she has those deep shower thoughts, or maybe have a few a-ha moments. Of course, having that privacy and break to ourselves might translate to eyebrow-raising, silly, or just plain, let's say, interesting behavior. 

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We all have our routines. Some of us shower in the morning, some at night, but that's not the whole story, is it? For some of us weirdos, shower time is when we do some of our goofiest habits -- like washing our underwear or whitening our teeth! There's no shame, ladies. In this fast-paced world, we all need to do a little multitasking. We found real women who were willing to confess their craziest shower habits. From the karaoke queens, to the ladies who watch Netflix while they scrub, to the folks who -- ahem -- pee in the shower, these are the dirty little secrets from when these women need to get clean!

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Here, nine women share their quirkiest shower habits. Hey, we're not judging!

  • Sticking hair on the wall


    "I decorate the shower wall with the hair that comes out while I shampoo. I don't want it going down the drain, and I HATE the feeling of it on my fingers." -- Jeanne S., Calicoon Center, NY

  • Social media multitasking


    "I check my social media on my phone, and I also prop my phone up on the soap rack so I can continue Netflix binges while showering. I'm a mom, so... #multitask." -- Morgan B., Philadelphia, PA

  • Conditioning all the hair


    "I use hair conditioner on my pubic hair. I condition it after washing so that it's soft and manageable and lays flatter in my undies!" -- Aruna R., Minneapolis, MN

  • Doing laundry


    "In college, I used to wash my undies in the shower while I showered. I know, weird, but they shrank in the washing machine. My roommate in college would do whole loads in there by stomping on her clothes!" -- Lisa B., New York, NY

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  • Handling a dental to-do


    "I whiten my teeth in the shower. I use trays that require 5 to 10 minutes of keeping it in my mouth, so the days I wash my hair and am in the shower longer, I whiten my teeth!" -- Amanda L., Minneapolis, MN

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  • Performing


    "I put my radio on and 'perform.' Like full-blown singing and dancing. It puts me in the greatest mood!" -- Yanira G., Chicago, IL

  • Shaving with olive oil


    "I shave using olive oil!" -- Marie B., Miami, FL

  • Enjoying a glass of wine


    "I have totally had wine in the shower. Also ... iced coffee." -- Shannon J., New York, NY

  • Taking care of all the business


    "I pee in the shower to save water -- and just be gross! Ha!" -- Lisa C., Los Angeles, CA

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