Chrissy Teigen Shamed for Her Post-Baby Body -- Wait, What?

chrissy teigenWhere to start, you guys. Where to start? Some troll just slammed Chrissy Teigen for having a wrecked post-baby body. Now, kind readers, can you tell me what's wrong with this picture?


I'm talking about a photo Teigen posted on Instagram. They deleted it because it was topless, but that's not our topic today. The point is, someone went and commented:

I like Chrissy, sometimes lol other times yes she's annoying but I like that she's like F it that baby Fd up my body but so what 

What baby? WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING? Chrissy Teigen has a husband and some dogs, but she's never had a baby. You must be confusing her with some other outrageously gorgeous model.

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I don't know what's worse: Getting Teigen's history wrong, blaming body flaws on a baby, or thinking there's anything even remotely "Fd up" about Teigen's body. (You can see the NSFW photo of Teigen at This is all just one big whackadoodle body-shaming sandwich.

Even worse? He thinks it's so great that Teigen doesn't care how Fd up her body is. Isn't that just super? Except for the part where it's not Fd up at all?

For the love of Murgatroid. It's a good thing Teigen didn't take any of this seriously at all. She reposted the comment just for laughs.  

I can't stop laughing #thatbabyfuckedupmybodybutsowhat #nobaby

A photo posted by @chrissyteigen on

That "post-baby" body, though! HOW DOES SHE DO IT?

Do you think maybe the troll who body-shamed Chrissy was actually high on mescaline and seeing things?


Image via chrissyteigen/Instagram

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