Amy Schumer Gets Real About Her Weight & How Little It Matters

Comedian and all-around babe Amy Schumer weighs 160 pounds, and she wants you to know that's not stopping her from gettin' some and having fun. Duh. Because she's smart and funny and beautiful and confident and guess what, guys: There's more to a woman than her weight. Jeez.

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Glamour UK were the geniuses who gave Amy a microphone and put her on stage after Ellie Goulding thanked the crowd for loving her "real" body. That's hilarious, obviously, because even though Ellie Goulding's body is very real, it's also at supermodel status.

Amy, however, is the first to admit that she doesn't have the body of the supermodel (NOT THAT THAT MAKES HER ANY LESS BEAUTIFUL, HELLLOO). So she got straight with the crowd:

"I'm probably like 160 pounds right now and I can catch a dick whenever I want. Like, that's the truth ... I'm not going to apologize for who I am, and I'm going to actually love the skin that I'm in. And I'm not going to be striving for some other version of myself."

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Her confidence is inspiring. Her crassness is refreshing. Do we love her? God, we do. So much. 

This is the kind of stuff we want to hear coming from every woman's mouth, whether you're 100 or 200 or 300 pounds and whether you're trying to "catch dick" or fall in love or both or neither. YOU are the most important person you need to love, so do whatcha gotta do to get there. And that'd probably be easier to do if we had more celebrities talking about themselves the way Amy does.

So, yeah. Amy Schumer is a catch. She knows it, we know it, so get on it, boys.

What do you think of Amy's remarks?

 

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