'Real Housewife' Brandi Glanville Has to Be Lying About How She Stays So Thin

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brandi glanvilleIf you've ever watched an episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, you've caught yourself staring at Brandi Glanville's impossibly long, lean legs and wondered aloud to your cat: why don't we look like that? The reality star and mom of two recently revealed what helps to keep her body in tip-top shape and, spoiler alert! credits Pilates for her strong and long figure.

But sorry, as much as I really want to, I'm just not buying it. Brandi explains:

After I drop my kids off at school, I head right to my Pilates trainer. I’ve had the same one for nine years! I go on bike rides with my kids, walk the dogs, or go for a hike near my home. It’s the simple things that make [a difference].

She goes on to say that this Power Pilates class she takes is only three times a week. And her diet? Well. She says that her diet "isn't really the healthiest", which, of course, leaves room for interpretation.

Is it unhealthy because she eats junk food and soda, or is it unhealthy because she eats one jar of baby food a day and binges only on SmartWater and Airborne? Know what I'm saying?

If Brandi really does only work out three times a week and eats whatever she wants, then she needs to acknowledge that she's lucky as shit. I mean, most of us couldn't get away with three hours of sweat a week and stay fit on a diet that's "not the healthiest."

Or, on the other hand, if she's not telling us the full story and she's actually working out three hours a day and subsisting on raw kale juice, I'd like to know that, as well.

Basically, I need to know everything.

Do you think Brandi's telling us the whole truth?

 

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