
Last week, I was called for jury duty, which in my case, was nothing more than code for sitting in a room with 400 people for 8 hours with absolutely nothing to do. Well, nothing to do other than question the public's choices in acceptable behaviors. It was an ... enlightening day.
Can we, as a world, please agree not to do the following things in public? Pretty please? With cherries on top?
1. Nail cutting. This applies to both finger and toe nails. Obviously.
2. Nail filing. Not as revolting as nail cutting, but still not appropriate as a public activity. A fast fix it for a single finger? Fine. Angrily filling away ten nails, causing nail chalk flying in the air? No. Please, no.
3. Nose picking. It happens, I know. But can't it happen in the bathroom?
4. Talking on your phone like you are the only person in the room.
5. Excessive spitting.
6. Eating anything that is finger licking good. Barbecue restaurants, of course, being the exception.
7. Exposing bare feet, anywhere other than the pool or beach. Removing your shoes and putting your bare feet on the back of my chair, for instance. There is just no reason for that. Ever.
8. Bushing your hair.
9. Scratching private body parts.
10. Snoring. If you can't doze off without snoring, you should not be dozing off in public.
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Comments 42
I cant stand people whot spit while I am walking by them and people who blow there noses while eating in a resturant, go in the bathroom!
Aw, man! Hair brushing? I think I need an allowance for that.
I'm with you! And can I add polishing your nails? I was on an airplane once and a woman near me decided to polish her nails. I was like, WTF?! Now the whole plane can smell that stuff! Luckily the flight attendant asked her to put it away after a few fingers. Ugh.
I'm guilty of the hair brushing. I don't do it going into any place to eat, but if it's a really windy day, I'll run the brush or comb through my hair. Finger combing does my hair no good.
I am guilty of nail clipping, but I do it inside my purse, and it's only when I break a nail. I cannot stand when one is broke and jagged. But it's not out there in public. Some of this is pretty gross though....I think I would freak out if someone took their shoes off near me in public. That is just gross. Up there with people who carry money in their underwear or socks and then pay for items with it.
Good Lord, what city do you live in that brought that response????
let people be
how do any of those things effect you?????
It's cool to be all petty about miniscule things that really have no effect on your life what so ever. We are just human animals sharing the world; get over it and stop judging everyone and this planet might be a lot more enjoyable.