Woman Smuggles 54 Bags of Heroin in Her Super Vagina

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cave cavern openingA woman named Karin Mackaliunas just got busted in Pennsylvania for hiding and carrying -- get this -- 54 bags of heroin and 46 other miscellaneous objects like prescription drugs and loose change and such IN HER VAGINA!!! Imagine the muscle strength required to keep all those items up in there! I mean at least when you're carrying around a big baby during pregnancy, you have the closed cervix on your side. I think this woman's vagina must be totally bionic.

Has she somehow mastered the art of the Kegel exercise in a very big way or what?

Scranton police initially found three bags of heroin in Mackaliunas' coat but then saw her fidgeting in the back of the patrol car. Yeah, I bet she was fidgeting. She was holding 100+ objects inside!!!

So which came first, you think? The vaginal strength -- did she do Kegels or glute squats like a madwoman to prepare for her role as a drug trafficker? Or by some awful life circumstance, was she forced to find the vaginal strength to carry 100 mostly illegal objects in her lady parts? All I know is she probably has a book deal waiting for her when she gets out.

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general health, obgyn, exercise, crime