OMG. Here we go again. Another celebrity *gasp* has gained weight. So get ready for the onslaught of headlines and articles wildly guessing why Christina Aguilera is heavier.
What sparked this? This weekend, the pop star went out in public and her new curves were captured with the click of a camera.
I can already hear what the gossipers will be saying as they recall Aguilera's last pregnancy and frantically go over all kinds of numbers in their heads:
"She must be pregnant again, right?"
"Wait, how much weight did she gain? She can't be pregnant! It must just be that she no longer cares about her looks."
"I heard she thinks the extra weight makes her look sexy."
"Did you say you saw her eating a COOKIE?"
"It's definitely the carbs!"
Why is it that you and I can have weight fluctuations but celebrities are not allowed to gain an ounce? At least not without Breaking News Alerts about just how much weight they might be carrying.
Maybe celebs should hop on a scale every hour and report their weight to keep us all in the know at all times.
So, is Aguilera pregnant? I can neither confirm nor deny that. But I do know that even though she has gained weight, she still looks amazing. And weight gain or not, she can belt out a tune like nobody's business.
Which one do you vote for -- gaining weight or pregnancy?
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