Despite a starring role on the Real Housewives of New Jersey -- or maybe because of it -- Danielle Staub doesn't have a lot going for her right now.
What with lawsuits and that cash flow problem, Staub's clinging to her book deal as one of the positives in life.
Oh, that and her even boobs.
Remember how she had them done to correct a prior problem? Now they're even steven, unlike about 90 percent of the women out there (according to an MSNBC article).
I'll cop to being crooked.
After my daughter was born, among my host of breastfeeding problems was the one breast that filled up with milk like a cantaloupe, and one that hung empty like a banana.
I went to my OB/GYN for my postpartum visit and asked him to take a look. He pooh poohed my concerns until I sat up and opened up the gown.
"Yup," he said. "You're crooked."
It's his sense of humor that keeps me coming back.
Now for the good news. Most guys don't care.
So it comes down to a self-esteem issue. And a whole lot of women overthinking the issue (raises hand, blushing).
And this bit of knowledge: implants won't help with your self esteem (sorry Danielle). A study in the American Journal of Epidemiology actually says women with breast implants are 73 percent more likely to commit suicide than the average person.
Are you lopsided and proud?
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