Hang Fake Boobs on Your Wall to Prevent Breast Cancer

Jeanne Sager
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Photo from Anatomical Chart Company
Breast cancer is no laughing matter. But three fake boobs hanging on your wall ... well, I give you permission to giggle.

But you can buy all three -- some with lumps, some without -- already mounted "on a sturdy Plexiglas display."

For just $258, the multi-type breast models come with a wire easel for easy display.

Commence three nipple jokes, target practice, and hmm, how do you think this would look in my foyer? Are we talking a replacement for my current coat hook?

It may not be a bad idea. My OB handed one of these little silicone models to me at my last annual and told me to find the lumps. I failed miserably.

Hanging in my hallway to be felt up daily while I grab my coat, maybe I'd finally get a handle on hand-placement for feeling my boobies.

Are you ready to practice?


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