Gwyneth Paltrow Constipated?

Cynthia Dermody
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Gwyneth Paltrow UK Vogue Cover
May 2010 UK Vogue
If you ever read Gwyneth Paltrow's blog, Goop, you'd think she's one of the healthiest people on the planet, with all the yoga, detox diets, and good stuff she eats.

And you'd certainly think it by seeing how stunning and fresh-faced all-American she looks on the May 2010 cover of UK Vogue, on newsstands soon.

But that may not be entirely the case. It appears even health goddesses get ... constipated.

That's what all the British tabloids and entertainment blogs, who clearly don't like the "snotty ice princess" as she's so lovingly called, are claiming.

Celebitchy says Gwyneth needs more fiber in her diet.

She’s got in her head that she needs to pay extraordinary sums of money to “detox” when she really just needs to get a little more fiber in her diet. Eat a banana, honey. Try some Metamucil.

Newsodrome says the actress's health suffers because she's such a bitch.

I think Gwyneth is trying to tell us that if were a frigid ice princess like her, it comes at the cost of constipation.

It's entirely possible that Gwyneth's hate problem has something to do with it. The 37-year-old beauty has admitted to harboring hateful feelings of revenge toward people before the most recent Vogue interview, a bit of which I can share with you now, via the Telegraph.

"I'll wake up in the morning and think, 'Ugh, I feel terrible', and suddenly realise, 'Ah, that's why. I'm holding on to so much hate."

This could partly explain all the yoga. Certain positions in the discipline specifically target the mid torso and digestive tract area.

Have negative feelings and energy sometimes left you feeling physically ill?

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