10 Hilarious, Humiliating Ways We Torture Animals on Tumblr

Tumblr blogs may be the hipsters of the online world, but they're popular for a reason -- the so-called 'microblogging platform' is insanely easy to use, and custom-designed to allow users to quickly share (and re-share) various types of media content. There are food tumblrs, fashion tumblrs, music tumblrs, news tumblrs, celebrity tumblrs … basically, if you can think of it, there's a tumblr for it. (For instance, Selleck Waterfall Sandwich, which is exclusively focused on three things: Tom Selleck, waterfalls, and sandwiches.)

As for me, I'm partial to the tumblrs that are devoted to extracting humor from weird, semi-embarrassing photos of animals. (I even made my own!) If you get a strange kick out of animals being stripped of their dignity, check out these 10 hilarious tumblr blogs:

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Well Dressed Animals


http://welldressedanimals.tumblr.com/

Ha. Ha ha ha. HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA oh god.

Hover Animals


http://hoveranimals.tumblr.com/

I love that someone saw a need for more Internet photos of animals that appear to be suspended in midair.

ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS


http://animalstalkinginallcaps.tumblr.com/

This site's genius lies in the captions:

YEAH, HI …

I WAS AT THE PARTY LAST NIGHT. I’M TED’S FRIEND.

JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU, BY THE WAY. SUPER FUN. I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME. CAN’T BELIEVE THE WHOLE COUCH CAUGHT ON FIRE, YOU KNOW? I MEAN WOW. JUST CRAZY. AND THEN THE FRIDGE IN THE POOL? WERE YOU HERE FOR THAT? I DON’T USUALLY SAY THINGS ARE ‘EPIC’ BUT IT WAS EPIC. HONESTLY.

ANYHOW, DID YOU FIND A SET OF KEYS?

CAN’T SEEM TO FIND MY KEYS.

Dogshaming


http://dogshaming.tumblr.com/

Has your dog been a bad dog? A very, very bad dog? Then perhaps you should submit a photo to Dogshaming.


Hungerover Owls


http://hungoverowls.tumblr.com/

It's … pretty much what it sounds like: photos of owls who look hungover (which is basically every owl), but with funny captions:

“Oh, please go ahead. I feel like somebody just attached my face with a nailgun. There is nothing you can say to me that'll make me feel any worse.”


Cats Wearing Sweaters


http://catswearingsweaters.tumblr.com/

God, nothing looks as pissed-off (and therefore, deeply satisfying) as a cat in a sweater.

Iz Kyoot

Some of these images are in fact very kyoot, and some are just downright hilarious.


Pudgy Kitties


http://pudgykitties.tumblr.com/

Aw, these cats are being fat-shamed. AWESOMELY.

Ca$hcats


http://cashcats.biz/

Why are these cats so angry about having money? Give me some of your money, angry cats.


Animals Being Dicks

http://animalsbeingdicks.com

Okay I seriously just laughed at this image for like ten minutes. 


Do you have any undignified-animal blogs to add to this list?

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