Tim Tebow’s Virginity Now Officially Worth $1 Million

Tim TebowSo here's something you don't see every day: AshleyMadison.com, the polemical site that brings folks who want to cheat together, is offering $1 million to women (or men I guess too?) who can prove they've slept with New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow.

Yeah. That just happened.

I'm well aware that I've got some terrible karma coming to me for giving the people at AshleyMadison.com and this really gross idea press, but isn't this the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard? Tebow, a devout Christian, has said he is a virgin and will wait until he's married. AshleyMadison.com is out to prove him wrong.

In my opinion, his sex life is his business, but of course, if you've created a website that actually promotes and encourages infidelity, your morals may be on a completely different spectrum. Plus, how would these women even begin to prove this anyway??


Perhaps a very cunning, able-to-think-ahead woman could have videotaped the whole incident or taken pictures of it. Maybe she has some damning evidence, a la the Monica Lewinsky blue dress. Or she could have some explicit cellphone images and texts that say, "Hey, the sex with you was great last night, love TT."

Okay, I've given this enough thought, I'm gonna go back to my hole in the ground now.

Here's AshleyMadison.com's twisted reasoning: "Sports and sex (and of course, infidelity) go hand in hand," said Noel Biderman, the founder of AshleyMadison.com, in a statement. "If Mr. Tebow is indeed abstaining from adult relationships, I would encourage him to find a nice lady or two and enjoy his youth and fame as much as possible." Gold-digging ladies have until the end of the season to pony up the proof that Tebow is a lying fool to get their payout.

So that kind of puts a new spin on things, as any woman who wants that $1 million could potentially stalk the crap out of Tebow and seduce him and then videotape it all just to get the cash and their 15 minutes of fame. Way to bring out the best in humanity, Mr. Biderman. This is seriously one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Let's hope it's just a flash in the pan and we'll never have to hear about this again.

Do you think having proof that Tim Tebow is no longer a virgin is worth $1 million?


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