A Day in the Life of a 'Facebook Marriage' (PHOTOS)
Sigh. You know what I most definitely want to have in my next life? A Facebook marriage. Not your regular husband and wife struggling to balance work, their relationship, and kids kind of marriage most of us are accustomed to.
Nope. That's for the birds. But if we could all live in the perfect utopia that is the type of marriage people can't resist trying to paint a picture of on Facebook? There would be, like, zero divorces in this country.
Why would anyone want to leave something so pure, blissful, euphoric, and simply freakin' awesome?!? It would be like being on vacation or attending a super cool party or something -- every day for the rest of your life.
Check out these photos to get a true glimpse of what life inside a Facebook marriage looks like.
It's where it's at, people.
Do the liars people who post about their flawless, wonderful marriage on Facebook make you want to scream?
Image via Mika/Corbis
Breakfast of Champions
While the family enjoys a nutritious breakfast together, you sneak kisses in while making lunches and getting backpacks together. He gives you a playful pat on the butt before heading off to work. You pause, smile, and pinch yourself because you can't believe how hot he is.
Counting Your Blessings
The house is quiet and it's just the two of you, all cozy in your bed. But before turning in, you both take the time to log onto Facebook and remind the world how lucky, blessed, in love, and totally enamored of every aspect of your married life you are. (You know, just in case you didn't quite convince everyone the 10,000 times before that.)